what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party
hey guys my blog got deleted my old url was “i-used-a-dangerous-money-making-scheme-and-now-im-upset-that-theres-repercussions.tumblr.com” i used to have 1,000,000 followers and now i have no place to use shady ways to make money so help me out please. i’m so upset and sincere right now even though my bank account is flourishing so please feel sorry for me after i completely abused my power on the internet
a lot of people are STILL asking me how Iggy Azalea is racist and homophobic so i’m just going to make a proper post
in addition to all of this she also calls herself a “slave master” at 0:06 in this video
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Which is funny, because not only is she not actually American, she also made all her money illegally for the first five years she was here.